This t-shirt drops the hammer with a vintage 1950s dad delivering a backyard sermon on consequences. Dressed in his suburban battle gear khakis, tucked-in polo, beer in hand, he stands next to a chalkboard with a sharply drawn curve labeled: “F* Around and Find Out.”** It’s classic Americana meets cold, hard math. The art style is clean, retro, and ironically educational like if Leave It to Beaver joined a fight club. This is for the wearer who doesn’t make threats… just graphs.
Product features - Without side seams for a smoother look and reduced fabric waste - Ribbed collar maintains shape and elasticity - Shoulder tape adds stability and prevents stretching - 100% ring-spun cotton fabric for ultimate comfort - Made with ethically sourced materials ensuring quality and care.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
