For the man, woman, or cryptid who wakes up and chooses violence over vibes, this shirt doesn’t hang in your closet it demands real estate. Featuring our now-legendary design of a flannel-clad alpha rearranging a grizzly bear’s dental plan, this is not just a graphic tee. It’s a walking warning label. Crafted from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton and infused with the spirit of hand-to-hand forest combat, this unisex crewneck delivers savage comfort, fearless style, and the kind of emotional stability only fabric and fury can offer. Lightweight enough to wear while suplexing wildlife or ignoring texts from people who can’t handle your energy.
Whether you're hunting compliments or challenging Mother Nature to a rematch, this funny animal shirt stays sharp. With breathable fabric, a ribbed collar, and reinforced seams, it holds its shape even when you don't. Perfect as a funny gift for men, sarcastic birthday surprise, or wearable battle cry for those who think flannel and chaos are personality traits. Buy one for yourself or gift it to someone who’s one inconvenient forest away from becoming a legend.
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape
- Side seams for structural support
- Shoulder tape prevents stretching
- Made from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight fabric ideal for all seasons
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
