This t-shirt features a clean-cut 1950s suburban dad delivering peak swagger in the most polite way possible. Dressed in khakis and a tucked-in polo, he’s confidently pointing to a whiteboard in his neatly trimmed backyard with the phrase Rizz God of the Suburbs. No cap. The illustration is done in a retro, comic book style with a perfect blend of dad-core and Gen Z energy. It’s the kind of shirt that says I flirt with charm, mow with precision, and grill with purpose. Ideal for anyone who pulls with eye contact and impeccable lawn care.
Product features - Without side seams for a smoother look and reduced fabric waste - Ribbed collar maintains shape and elasticity - Shoulder tape adds stability and prevents stretching - 100% ring-spun cotton fabric for ultimate comfort - Made with ethically sourced materials ensuring quality and care.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
