This t-shirt showcases a classic 1950s suburban dad delivering some tough love with vintage charm. He’s posted up in the backyard, beer in hand, pointing at a chalkboard that reads This ain’t a safe space for candy asses. The design pairs wholesome mid-century visuals with a sharp, no-nonsense message. With crisp lines, bold lettering, and just the right amount of smug confidence, it’s perfect for anyone who believes in personal responsibility, firm handshakes, and mowing the lawn at 7 a.m. on a Saturday.
Product features - Without side seams for a smoother look and reduced fabric waste - Ribbed collar maintains shape and elasticity - Shoulder tape adds stability and prevents stretching - 100% ring-spun cotton fabric for ultimate comfort - Made with ethically sourced materials ensuring quality and care.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
