For the man, woman, or cryptid who wakes up and chooses dominance, this tee doesn’t just sit in your closet it asserts itself. Featuring our now-legendary design of a flannel-clad alpha rearranging a grizzly’s dental plan, this shirt isn’t just fashion it’s a warning label.
Made from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton and forged in the fires of mythical hand-to-hand combat, this crew tee delivers peak comfort, savage style, and emotional support in fabric form. Lightweight enough to wear while suplexing wolves or casually ignoring texts.
Whether you're hunting compliments or just daring Mother Nature to try again, this shirt’s breathable fabric, ribbed collar, and reinforced seams mean it holds its shape while you wreck yours at the gym or in the forest.
Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or any moment where “subtlety” can get stuffed. Give it as a gift, or keep it for yourself because who needs therapy when you’ve got a cotton tee and a strong right hook?
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape
- Side seams for structural support
- Shoulder tape prevents stretching
- Made from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight fabric ideal for all seasons
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
