For the man, woman, or cryptid who wakes up and challenges the laws of physics before coffee, this tee does not just sit in your closet. It lines up at the starting block and waits for you to catch up. Featuring our now-iconic design of a flannel-clad legend sprinting side by side with a full-speed cheetah, this shirt is not fashion.
It is competitive disrespect.
Made from 100 percent combed, ring-spun cotton and stitched with the reckless confidence of someone who uses land speed records as warmups, this crew tee brings top-tier comfort, explosive energy, and savage style to every situation. Lightweight enough to wear mid-sprint, mid-challenge, or mid-eye contact with a crowd of stunned wildlife.
Whether you are collecting compliments or setting pace on jungle turf, this shirt’s breathable fabric, ribbed collar, and reinforced seams are built to perform. It stays locked in while you chase greatness or just jog casually past it.
Perfect for birthdays, training days, track meets, or any moment where subtlety is still stretching. Gift it to the fastest unit you know or keep it for yourself. Because you do not need therapy when your competition is four-legged and your shirt is built for speed.
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape
- Side seams for structural support
- Shoulder tape prevents stretching
- Made from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight fabric ideal for all seasons
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
