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Unisex Cotton Crew Tee – Falcon vs. Lumberjack Design

Unisex Cotton Crew Tee – Falcon vs. Lumberjack Design

Regular price $19.99 USD
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For the man, woman, or cryptid who wakes up and looks down on the world from above, this tee does not just sit in your closet. It soars. Featuring our now-iconic design of a flannel-clad legend riding a full-grown falcon like a tactical hang glider, this is not just fashion.

It is sky-level superiority.

Made from 100 percent combed, ring-spun cotton and stitched with the confidence of someone who calls gravity a suggestion, this crew tee delivers premium comfort, unshakable style, and the kind of energy that makes clouds part on command. Lightweight enough to wear while sky surfing or casually dive-bombing insecurity.

Whether you are collecting compliments or scouting your next target from 300 feet up, this shirt’s breathable fabric, ribbed collar, and reinforced seams are built to fly. It stays strong through lift-off, turbulence, and touchdown.

 

Perfect for birthdays, holidays, hikes at altitude, or any moment where subtlety falls out of the sky. Gift it to the airborn alpha in your crew or wear it yourself. Because you do not need therapy when you ride falcons and land like a problem.


Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape
- Side seams for structural support
- Shoulder tape prevents stretching
- Made from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight fabric ideal for all seasons

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

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