For the man, woman, or cryptid who wakes up and chooses open-handed domination, this tee does not just hang in your closet. It waits patiently to ruin a whale's day. Featuring our absurdly iconic design of a bearded savage delivering a clean slap across a killer whale’s face, this is not fashion.
It is deep-sea disrespect in wearable form.
Made from 100 percent combed, ring-spun cotton and crafted with the confidence of someone who treats apex predators like inconveniences, this tee delivers comfort, presence, and the kind of energy that clears the beach when you show up. Lightweight enough to wear while casually slapping marine life or aggressively skipping therapy.
Whether you are collecting compliments or asserting dominance over entire ecosystems, this shirt’s breathable fabric, ribbed collar, and reinforced seams stay locked in. Even if your day involves a face-to-face with Shamu and a palm full of authority.
Perfect for birthdays, gym sessions, fishing trips, or any event where subtlety gets tossed into the sea. Gift it to the apex in your life or keep it for yourself. Because you do not need a life coach when you have proper form and a shirt that slaps harder than your childhood trauma.
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape
- Side seams for structural support
- Shoulder tape prevents stretching
- Made from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight fabric ideal for all seasons
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
