For the man, woman, or cryptid who wakes up and negotiates dominance over breakfast, this tee does not just sit in your closet. It challenges your other clothes to a strength contest. Featuring our now-legendary design of a flannel-wrapped unit locked in an arm wrestling match with a silverback gorilla, this shirt is not fashion.
It is primal diplomacy.
Made from 100 percent combed, ring-spun cotton and stitched with the confidence of someone who stares down nature’s strongest and says “your move,” this crew tee delivers comfort, power, and undeniable energy. Lightweight enough to wear during gym sessions, forest battles, or mid-table psychological warfare with apex primates.
Whether you are collecting compliments or establishing dominance one handshake at a time, this shirt’s breathable fabric, ribbed collar, and reinforced seams hold their shape like your grip during the final round.
Perfect for birthdays, lifting days, zoo visits, or any situation where you want your shirt to quietly say “I could end this with one rep.” Gift it to the strongest person you know or keep it for yourself. Because you do not need therapy when you have a solid core, a stronger arm, and a t-shirt that wrestles legends into submission.
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape
- Side seams for structural support
- Shoulder tape prevents stretching
- Made from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight fabric ideal for all seasons
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
