For the man, woman, or cryptid who wakes up and chokes out the day before coffee, this tee doesn’t just sit in your closet. It walks out, grabs the sun by the throat, and makes it rise out of fear. Featuring our iconic design of a flannel-clad savage putting a full-grown lion into a headlock, this isn’t just a shirt. It’s a challenge to the food chain.
Made from 100 percent combed, ring-spun cotton and stitched together with the same intensity you bring to every staredown with mortality, this tee delivers comfort, confidence, and a reminder that nature taps out when you show up. Lightweight enough to wear while arm wrestling thunder or just ignoring texts from weak men.
Whether you’re hunting compliments or establishing dominance at a cookout, this shirt holds its shape while you wreck yours in the gym or the wild. Breathable fabric, ribbed collar, reinforced seams. Built for everything except excuses.
Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or any moment that calls for zero subtlety. Gift it to the beast in your life or wear it yourself. Because you don’t need therapy when you’ve got a lion in a headlock and a shirt that fits like a war cry.
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape
- Side seams for structural support
- Shoulder tape prevents stretching
- Made from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight fabric ideal for all seasons
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
