For the man, woman, or cryptid who wakes up and chooses violence before caffeine, this tee doesn’t just hang in your closet. It stands upright. It waits. Featuring our signature design of a flannel-wrapped legend delivering a precision karate kick to the face of a great white shark, this is not fashion.
It is marine life disrespect at its finest.
Made from 100 percent combed, ring-spun cotton and infused with the confidence of someone who sees the ocean as a sparring partner, this tee offers savage comfort, tactical softness, and all-season emotional support. Lightweight enough to wear during cardio, confrontation, or casual chaos.
Whether you are collecting compliments or kicking your way through the animal kingdom, this shirt’s breathable fabric, ribbed collar, and reinforced seams are built to last through both impact and attitude.
Perfect for birthdays, gym flexes, ironic yacht parties, or any moment where subtlety can drown. Gift it to the ocean tamer in your life or keep it for yourself. Because who needs therapy when you roundhouse sharks and look good doing it?
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape
- Side seams for structural support
- Shoulder tape prevents stretching
- Made from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight fabric ideal for all seasons
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
