For the man, woman, or cryptid who wakes up and chooses violence over vulnerability, this tee doesn’t just hang in your closet it dominates the hanger rack like a cage match. Featuring our now-iconic design of a flannel-clad legend suplexing a timber wolf into the forest floor, this isn’t fashion.
It’s prey deterrent.
Made from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton and woven with the confidence of a man who wrestles apex predators recreationally, this crew tee delivers premium comfort, savage style, and emotional armor in one wearable flex. Lightweight enough to rock during back day or a full-blown woodland takedown.
Whether you're collecting compliments or collecting pelts, this shirt’s breathable fabric, ribbed collar, and reinforced seams will hold their shape even if you’re German suplexing nature back into submission.
Perfect for birthdays, holidays, gym sessions, awkward family dinners, or any scenario where you want your torso to say: “I body-slam wildlife for balance.”
Give it as a gift, or keep it for yourself because who needs therapy when you’ve got clean form, a strong back, and a t-shirt that throws hands with the ecosystem?
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape
- Side seams for structural support
- Shoulder tape prevents stretching
- Made from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight fabric ideal for all seasons
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
