For the man, woman, or cryptid who wakes up and challenges extinction-level predators to cardio, this tee does not just sit in your closet. It stares into the icy wind and says “try me.” Featuring our now-legendary design of a flannel-clad savage racing a full-grown polar bear through frozen chaos, this shirt is not fashion.
It is subzero dominance.
Made from 100 percent combed, ring-spun cotton and built with the confidence of someone who calls arctic survival “light cardio,” this crew tee brings next-level comfort, primal energy, and battle-tested style. Lightweight enough to wear while sprinting across tundra or casually ignoring frostbite.
Whether you are collecting compliments or proving that apex predators still lose to proper footwork, this shirt’s breathable fabric, ribbed collar, and reinforced seams stay strong while you outrun danger and expectations.
Perfect for birthdays, holidays, hikes through frozen hellscapes, or any event where subtlety slips on the ice. Gift it to the cold-blooded legend in your life or wear it yourself. Because you do not need therapy when you are racing polar bears and winning.
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape
- Side seams for structural support
- Shoulder tape prevents stretching
- Made from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight fabric ideal for all seasons
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
