For the man, woman, or cryptid who wakes up and chooses to launch chaos with precision, this tee does not sit quietly in your closet. It stares at the leash and asks, “Why?” Featuring our now-infamous design of a flannel-wrapped legend punting a toy-sized terrier like it just barked one time too many, this is not just fashion.
It is small dog population control.
Made from 100 percent combed, ring-spun cotton and stitched together with the reckless energy of someone who thinks bark collars are for the weak, this crew tee delivers comfort, comedy, and unspoken alpha energy in one glorious roundhouse-ready package. Lightweight enough to wear while dodging HOA complaints or making eye contact with neighborhood chihuahuas.
Whether you are collecting compliments or sending a Yorkie into orbit, this shirt’s breathable fabric, ribbed collar, and reinforced seams are ready for impact. Durable enough for gym days, yard duty, or explaining to your friends why your shirt features a mid-air dog with flapping ears.
Perfect for birthdays, unhinged cookouts, or any moment where subtlety can be punted into the next zip code. Gift it to someone who needs a laugh or keep it for yourself. Because you do not need therapy when you have leg day strength and a t-shirt that says what your neighbors are too afraid to.
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape
- Side seams for structural support
- Shoulder tape prevents stretching
- Made from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight fabric ideal for all seasons
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
