This hoodie is not for beach walks or sunset selfies. It is for the kind of person who would dive into the ocean just to teach a shark some respect. Right on the front, a flannel-clad man is caught mid-air, delivering a roundhouse kick straight to the face of a great white. No fear. No hesitation. Just airborne justice. Made with heavyweight fabric and built for people who treat nature like a sparring partner, this hoodie keeps you warm while your attitude keeps everyone else at a safe distance. Wear it when you want to feel like you could win a fight in international waters.
Product features - Spacious kangaroo pocket for warmth and convenience. - Adjustable drawstring hood for a personalized fit. - Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances appearance. - Durable blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for comfort and resilience. - Ethically sourced materials ensure sustainable production.
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
