This hoodie is not for dog lovers unless you like your canines airborne. Front and center, a flannel-clad lumberjack is captured mid-punt, launching a yappy little terrier across the yard with perfect form and zero hesitation. The dog had it coming. Whether it barked one too many times or challenged the wrong alpha, this moment is immortalized in heavyweight cotton. Built for cold mornings, backyard dominance, and making a statement louder than any leash, this hoodie is not subtle. Wear it when you want to feel like silence is a skill and consequences come in boots.
Product features - Spacious kangaroo pocket for warmth and convenience. - Adjustable drawstring hood for a personalized fit. - Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances appearance. - Durable blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for comfort and resilience. - Ethically sourced materials ensure sustainable production.
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
